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Kathie Shayne
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« on: April 30, 2010, 02:12:46 AM »

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!

Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!


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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2010, 02:12:56 AM »

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like

expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.

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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2010, 02:13:04 AM »

3. Don't walk as if you rule the world,

walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2010, 02:13:13 AM »

4. Every lady hopes

that her daughter will marry a better man than she did

and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

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« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2010, 02:13:22 AM »

5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.

When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

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« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2010, 02:13:34 AM »

6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!



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