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[Vatsal]

Very Witty quotes.... njoy  

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Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

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Some Bumper Stickers......


Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken....Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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So Many Pedestrians....So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting,
Will They All Go Away?
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost,
But Miles From The Next Exit.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE--- PLANT A MAN.