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[Vatsal]

Arjun Singh : (To his Grandson) Beta bade hokar kya banna chahte ho.

Grandson : Dadu, i have done full feasibility analysis and profit
calculations. mein bade hokaer OBC banna chahta hu.

Arjun Singh: [Laughs] OBC, Very Good, [suddenly realising, shocked]
Kya, OBC kyon beta?

Grandson : Dadu 12th tak masti karunga, uske baad graduation me easy
admission, post grad me bhi easy admission, aur saala fir bhi campus
placement nahi hui, toh Govt. job kahe ke liye hai.

[Vatsal]

Here are some Arjun singh jokes to make you smile.?
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE ?
Ans 49.5% off.

 WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH'S FAVOURITE CITY ?
Ans  Kota

 WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY  FRIENDS?
Ans  Because he's 'reserved' by nature .

WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
Ans So that he could read 'backwards'.
  ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED
EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE
CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
Ans  For every SC, there should be an ST .

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH
JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Ans Choosing the caste .

IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD
THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Ans Backward Class

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE
TIME?
Ans AD, BC & OBC.