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« on: August 10, 2009, 01:52:30 AM »
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench.
"Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write `I will not run a red light` five hundred times."
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