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[shreyash]

ONLY IN AMERICA:
> >
> > Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk
> > all the way to the
> > back of the store to get their prescriptions while
> > healthy people can
> > buy cigarettes at the front.
> >
> >
> >
> > Only in America......do people order double
> > cheeseburgers, large fries,
> > and a diet coke!
> >
> >
> >
> > Only in America......do banks leave both doors open
> > and then chain the
> > pens to the counters.
> >
> >
> >
> > Only in America......do we leave cars worth
> > thousands of dollars in the
> > driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
> >
> >
> >
> > Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages
> > of ten and buns in
> > packages of eight.
> >
> >
> > Only in America......do we use the word 'politics'
> > to describe the
> > process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
> > 'tics' meaning
> > 'bloodsucking creatures'.
> >
> >
> >
> > Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
> > machines with Braille
> > lettering.
> >
> >
> >
> > EVER WONDER .
> >
> >
> >
> > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
> > closed?
> >
> >
> >
> > Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
> > Lottery"?
> >
> >
> >
> > Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
> >
> >
> >
> > Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
> > dishwashing liquid
> > made with real lemons?
> >
> >
> >
> > Why is the man who invests all your money called a
> > broker?
> >
> >
> >
> > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
> > called rush hour?
> >
> >
> >
> > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
> >
> >
> >
> > Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
> >
> >
> > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
> > injections?
> >
> >
> >
> > You know that indestructible black box that is used
> > on airplanes? Why
> > don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
> >
> >
> >
> > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
> >
> >
> >
> > Why are they called apartments when they are all
> > stuck together?
> >
> >
> >
> > If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
> > opposite of progress?
> >
> >
> >
> > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
> > the terminal?
> >
> >
> >
> > ------------------
> >
> >
> >
> > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
> > to spread the
> > stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring
> > a smile to (maybe
> > even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to
> > everyone. We all need to
> > smile every once in a while.