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« on: January 19, 2006, 01:49:31 PM »

Maharashtrians at Work

1. One with only one finger - EKBOTE
2. True Maharashtrian - KHARE
3. False Maharashtrian - KHOTE

Some Special Maharashtrians

1. One who only takes - LELE
2. One with bulb factory - DIVEKAR
3. Maharashtrian Bill Gates - BAL PHATAK
4. One with weight of 100 tonnes - SOMAN
5. Neil Armstrong - NEELESH BHUJBAL
6. One with K on his head - SHIRKE
7. Bakery owner - PAWGI/BUNKAR
8. Narasimha Avtar - POTPHODE
9. One with stomach problem - POTDUKHE
10. One who lives in village - GAONKAR
11. One who only take money - DAMLE
12. One who is brave - WAGH/VEERKAR
13. One who is untidy - GABALE
14. Cotton mill owner - KAPSE/RUIKAR
15. One who eats more - DHOLE/DHAMDHERE
17. One who works very cool - KULKARNI
18. Building constructor - WAADEKAR/MAHALE
19. One who is coward - PULEKAR
20. Silver mine owner - CHANDEKAR
21. One who reaches the root - MULEY
22. One who is real cat - MANJAREKAR
23. One who is 1000 times more intellegent -
SAHASRABUDHHE
24. One who divides by 2 - NIMKAR
25. One who kills - MARANE
26. Do die do - KARMARKAR
27. One who twists - PILGAONKAR
28. The God - DEVO/DEO-kule
29. Big old Rishi - MAHAMUNI
30. One who always wins - JAYKAR
31. One who talks a lot - MAHASHABDE
32. One who doesn't talk - GOOPCHOOP
33. One who builds temples - DEVALEKAR
34. One who runs away - BHAGWAT
35. One who blackens everything - KAJALE
36. One who always says 'take away' - NENE
37. One who is father - BAPAT
38. One who feels very cold - KAKDE
39. One with tailoring shop - SHIWDE
40. Jeweller - RATNAPARAKHI
41. One who always go to varanasi - KASHIKAR
42. One who is very sweat - GODSE
43. Its okay - BARWE
44. Mango man - AAMBEKAR
45. One who Opens up , by getting aside - KOLHATKAR
46. One who thinks - VICHAARE
47. One who is close to everyone - JAWALKAR
48. One who is wise - SHAHANE
49. One who loves their neck - MANE
50. Colourful Maharashtrians
- KALE
- GORE
- HIRWE
- KALBHOR
- PIWALE
- DHAWLE
Some famous Maharashtrians
51. Arnold Schwarzenegger - ARJUN SHIVAJINAGAR
52. Demmie Moor - DAMAYANTI MORE
53. Bob Dole - Baburao Dole.
54. Some Metallic Maharashtrians
- PITALE
- TAMBE
- LOKHANDE
- SONE
55. Worriless Maharashtrian - NIKALJE
56. Clerk - Chitnis
57. One who talks sweetly - Godbole
58. Always enthusiastic - Josh-i
59. A desperate surgeon - Phad-ke
60. One with a garden - Phule
61. Who's always sad - Udas
62. Escaping from a jail - Yarawdekar
63. A person with a nursery (flowers) - Bagaitkar
64. A person definitely from Konkan- Phansalkar.
65. An auto mechanic (automechanik) - Gadekar
66. Always stay away - Pad-hye
67. Factory of hair - Kes-kar
68. Lastly essay writer - Nibandhe

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