next »

[Rhea Thomas]

Q: What do you call a Sikh who drinks only beer?
A: JUSBEER SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh guy who has only one drink
A: JUST-ONE SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh scuba diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH.

Q: What do you call a better adapted Sikh diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL.

Q: What do you call a bald Sikh guy ?
A: BALD-EV SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh boyfriend?
A: HER PAL SINGH.

Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
A: JOURNAL SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a
white flag in his hand?
A: SURRENDER SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh standing on one leg?
A: BALAN SINGH

Q: What do you call a Sikh enjoying a walk in the park?
A: RELAX SINGH

Q: What do you call Singh whodrinks too much?
A: Bho pinda Singh

Q: One haired Singh?
A: Iqbal Singh

Q: Electrical Engineer
A: Tara Singh

Q: and his brother
A: Cable Singh


Q: What do you call a Sikh at the bar?
A: Bar-Tinder!