If you’re a big, muscle-bound brute, everybody can see that, including the girls. These types of fellas often also have a gigantic, hockey-equipment-sized duffle bag that they carry around everywhere to show people that they work out a lot. It’s full of smelly, sweaty clothing; canisters of PED-like powders that make them look stronger than they are. In fact, it’s more like a purse than a duffle bag. Full of dirty clothes. So you basically look homeless and strong. Excellent!
15. The guy carrying around a giant bag of 'gym stuff’.
