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[Vince Keegan]

7. Voodoo Doll



This 9" tall, stuffed cloth Voodoo Doll ($7.39) is endorsed by a couple of witch doctors and a guy named Doug. Use it to reward nice people by sticking a white pin in the "Win Lottery" area, or punish those who have forsaken you with a black pin in the "Migraine" area. Good for those awful ex boyfriends or girlfriends.
 

[Vince Keegan]

8. Did U Fart Anti Valentine Classic Thong



Whether you're being eaten alive by angst, or you simply want to show your inner drama queen, this tragic graphic is for you. Perfect for drama and theater buffs!

[Vince Keegan]

9. Moshi Girlfriend Pillow



The girlfriend pillow ($16.95) is a very comfortable pillow that imitates women contour. If you can't sleep without a girlfriend unless you have some breast to support your head, this is the right pillow for you.
 

[Vince Keegan]

10. Cold Hearted Bitch



Love can certainly turn you into one. Or alternatively, tell the ex-object of your affection how you really feel about her on Valentine's Day! The phrase Cold Hearted Bitch is hand stamped on 3/4" sterling silver hearts.
 

[Vince Keegan]

11. The Ex Unique Knife Set



It's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. The Ex Knife Set ($99.89) is the perfect gift for your friend who just got single!
 

[Vince Keegan]

12. USB Humping Dog



Simply the best-selling gag gift on the market. WARNING: Only give this to someone with a sense of humor. The USB Humping Dog ($9.95) is available in Doberman, Husky, Boxer, and Beagle for $9.95. Hey, at least someone will get laid on Valentine's day.