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The Difference Between Singles & Couples



1. A single person reads their horoscope. A non-single person rips up their horoscope.



2. A single person goes out as late as they want. A non-single person goes out as late as they want, as long as they are home by nine.



3. A single person knows their way around a city. A non-single person knows their way around Ikea.



4. A single person is blinded by love. A non-single person shops for blinds.



5. A single person farts in bed. A non-single person better not even think about it.



6. A single person drives a sports car. A non-single person drives a sports car.............. in the arcade with their kids.



7. A single person reads self help books. A non-single person reads MORE self help books.



8. A single person eats steak. A non-single person stakes a claim.



9. A single person doesn't get sex regularly. A non-single person doesn't get sex regularly.



10. A single person plays mind games. A non-single person plays board games.



11. A single person has a hot date. A non-single person has an expiry date.



12. A single person carries a Lover' Photo in their pocket. A non-single person carries a note in their pocket. It reads "don't forget to buy milk, bread and condoms"



13. A single person puts on cologne or perfume before going to work. A non-single person puts on cologne or perfume before going to bed.



14  A single person eats out. A non-single person eats more.



15 A single person buys candles for romance. A non-single person buys candles for emergency.



16. A single person thinks about Lava Life. A non-single person thinks about the afterlife.



17. A single person watches their weight. A non-single person waits and watches.



18. A single person sees chocolate fondue as dirty foreplay. A non-single person sees chocolate fondue as dirty dishes.



19. A single person worries about their breath. A non-single person worries about their future.