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[Ryan Martis]

My Time's UP?

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to   the  hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death  experience.   

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"   

God  said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and   8 days to live ."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck.     She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!   

Since she had  so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.   
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.   

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by  an ambulance.   

Arriving  in front of God, she demanded,   
"I thought you     said I had another 43 years.   
Why  didn't you pull me from   out of the path of the  ambulance?"  

(You'll love this)

God replied:
"I didn't recognize you!"

Moral:
Women also has the power to confuse God!!! JJ