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[Vatsal]

WHAT THOSE WORDS ON YEARLY PERFORMANCE
REVIEWS REALLY MEAN
1.      OUT GOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
2.      RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk
3.      GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on phone
4.      WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly
5.      ACTIVE SOCIALLY -  Drinks a lot
6.      INDEPENDENT WORKER - nobody knows what he/she does
7.      QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses
8.      CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision
9.      USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
10.     EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English
11.     METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker
12.     HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has a louder voice
13.     EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT - Lucky
14.     KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows A Lot Of Dirty Jokes
15.     CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber
16.     LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else
17.     PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys lunch for all the staff
18.     OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION- Gets to work on time
19.     GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit
20.     EXCELLENT WORKER  - Boss Pet