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[Vatsal]

There is a general feeling in the public
that IIT students are found unassumingly
lost in thought almost all the time. And
girls fare no better in this respect. So
let us see what a Non IITain may face
when he marries girl from this campus.

SCENE: First night of the marriage.

CHARACTERS: IIT Bride and Non IIT Groom.

The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes
to kiss her. So let us see what would be her
reaction...

GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me
with respect to me or
with respect
to you. First define how you are going to
kiss. You can kiss me by treating me in the
same reference frame as you are or treating
me in a different inertial frame by producing
waves of motion through your lips. How do you
prefer?
The guy faints.

GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided
you satisfy the following conditions:
Necessary conditions: You should be close
to me by a distance delta where
delta is greater than zero and the limit
for delta tends to zero and you
satisfy the closure property.
Sufficient conditions: You should have
lips. Where the number of lips is
neither more than two nor less
than two. You can also kiss by defining
your hand to be me if and only if
you satisfy the above conditions.

The guy goes mad.

GIRL FROM CS(Computer Science):
You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume
that you know the algorithm for
that very well. But you have to complete
the process within 56.22 seconds or
else connection will be timed out. To
optimize the timing lets do parallel
processing. As we have to discuss about
our future and other things, let
us do the process of discussion
foreground and why can't you put the
process of Kissing background?
The guy applies for divorce.

Girl from Electronics Engineering:
So you would like to kiss me. The process
of kissing is an age old communication
process. The information content of the
signal transmitted from one pair of lips
to the other is more if the probability of
the event(of kissing) is less. Hence take
care. If you want a successful communication
between us, you should kiss me less often.
If the information content is to be infinite,
you should never kiss me at all!

The guy is found hanging from fan next
day.