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[Vatsal]

Pentium IV & Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote
miyan.

Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hi tha.

Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.

F1 - Guide.

Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

Ctrl+Alt+Del - Akhri Rastaa.

CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

Undo - Aa ab laut chale.

Super User Password - Gupt.

BackUp - Jaagte raho.

UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

Server - Godfather.

Proxy Server - Padosan.

Security - Nakabandi.

Storage - Tehkhana.

Storage capacity - Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

Computer without RAM - Kora Kagaz.

Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

System which frequently requires bootable disk -
Sharabi.

Dumb Terminal - Anari.

Mouse - Jaanwar.

Hard Disk partition - Batwara.

Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.

Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.

Operator vs Computer - Mein Khiladi Tu Anadi.

NRI - Phir bhi Dil hai Hindustaani.

Indian Programmers - Jawab Hum denge.

Contractor - Bakra Kisto pe.

Employee on Probation - Paying Guest.

Employee who works Sincerely - Dil Se.

Employee who is ready to Leave his job - Doli Saja
Ke Rakhna.

Employee for more than 3 yrs in the company - Amar
Prem.

Employee who signs a Bond - Bandhan.

Employee who does not signs a Bond - Kachche Dhage.

Employees Changing Job frequently - Banjaare.

Employee Changing his Platform frequently - Gumrah.

Employee without an Accomodation - Pardesi Babu.

Employee on Bench - Ghar Jamai.

Project Leader - Mohra.

Project Manager - KhalNayak.

Project Testing - Agni Path.

Bill Gates - Loafer.

Microsoft - Hum Se Badh Kar Kaun.
IBM - Hathi Mere Sathi.(Mainframes/Midrange).

Sun Java - Khiladiyon ka Khiladi.

Netscape Navigator - Maa Kasam Badla lunga(Microsoft se).

Hotmail - Dakya.

Virus - Jalaa kar rakh kar dunga.

Anti Virus kit - Soldeir.

Software Piracy - Andha Kanoon.

Internet - Duniya Meri Jeb mein.

Chat - Jhoot bole Kawwa kaate.

Hackers - Chambal ke Daku.

Artificial Intelligence - Jungle mein Mangal.

E-Commerce - Naya Daur.

Internet Porn Business - Kala Dhanda Gore Log.

GUI - Mein Sunder hoon.

Icon - Pehchhan.

ISP - Dalal.