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[Vatsal]

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them
kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got
married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my
stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law."
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This
boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was
also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's
grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister
of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my
father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my
father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her
own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew & I am my OWN
GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!