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[Vatsal]

21 ways to scare someone in a lift...

1. When there is only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn`t you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and then go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for people,but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile and ask if they know what floor you are on
5. Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How`s your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream "That`s mine!!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
8. Move your desk into the lift and whenever anyone gets on, ask them if they have an appointment,
9. Lay down twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers,
11. Ask "Did you feel that?"
12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It`s okay. Don`t panic, they open again."
14. Swat at flies that don`t exist.
15. Tell people you can see their aura
16. Call out "group hug" and then enforce it.
17. Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering "Shut up all of
you, just shut up"
18. Crack open your briefcase or purseand while peering inside, ask, " Got enough air in there?"
19. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
20. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, You`re one of THEM" and back away slowly.
21. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.