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How to identify Places in India

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Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in Kolkata!!


Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai.
Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together
& beat him up.
That's Delhi.
Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A
crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall.

That's Ahmedabad.


Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a
third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight.

But the fight doesn't stop
b'cos of a bug in the program.
Of course that?€™s
Bangalore!

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A
crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't
like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's
Chennai.

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both
of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are
fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN
HARYANA

Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting and
the third, fourth, fifth one joins in. Finally two political parties are
fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR