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Title: Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks Post by: Rhea Thomas on August 01, 2009, 12:55:49 AM Customer : Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk : Have you tried pushing the button ? Customer : Yes, but it's really stuck. Helpdesk : That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ... Customer : No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry . ************** Helpdesk : Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer : Your left or my left ? ************** Helpdesk : Good day. How may I help you ? customer : Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk : Would you click on start for me and ... customer : Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not Bill Gates damn it ! ************** Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... ************** Customer : I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk : Do you have a colour printer ? Customer : No. ************* Helpdesk : What's on your monitor now ma'am ? Customer : A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. ************* Helpdesk : And now hit F8. Customer : It's not working. Helpdesk : What did you do, exactly ? Customer : I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening. ************* Customer : My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk : Are you sure it's plugged into the computer ? Customer : No. I can't get behind the computer. Helpdesk : Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer : OK Helpdesk : Did the keyboard come with you ? Customer : Yes Helpdesk : That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard ? Customer : Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work ! ************* Helpdesk : Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer : Is that 7 in capital letters? ************ A customer couldn't get on the internet. Helpdesk : Are you sure you used the right password ? Customer : Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk : Can you tell me what the password was ? Customer : Five stars. ************* Helpdesk : What antivirus program do you use ? Customer : Netscape. Helpdesk : That's not an antivirus program. Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. ************* Customer : I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears ! ************* Helpdesk : Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you ? Customer : Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me ? Helpdesk : Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem ? Customer : I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me ? ************* Helpdesk : How may I help you ? Customer : I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk : OK, and, what seems to be the problem ? Customer : Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it ? *********** Title: Re: Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks Post by: Acecare on August 01, 2010, 08:44:07 PM It was very hilarious telephone conversations. I remember the time when I got a job in a call center. Our supervisor definitely recorded our conversations. If she heard a funny conversation, she definitely published it within our room.
Title: Re: Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks Post by: maryam90 on September 14, 2011, 05:16:44 AM fantastical widget. thank you so much.
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