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Hello Everybody,

Its always nice to laugh for it give freshness to the mind,
This is just a small skit that may give you a little something to smile about.


 Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the
 loot-maar software he had ordered.
 
 They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan
 hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
 
 Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki
 Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana
 bund kar diya hai."
 
 Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers
 hire kiye hain kya?"
 
 Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder
 chal raha hai."
 
 Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one
 Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia
 Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya
 hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin
 aate."
 
 Veeru shouts: "Chup - chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants
 hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
 
 Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia,
 Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."
 
 
 
 
 AT GABBAR'S DEN...
 
 Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
 Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
 
 Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya
 soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega
 aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."
 
 [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is
 machine mein?"
 
 Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
 
 Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi
 hai."
 [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga"
 
 Kaalia?"
 
 Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
 Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!