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Some laws you never learnt in school or college



1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to

itch.



2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



3) Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.



4) Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat

tire,the next morning you will have a flat tire.



5) O'brien's Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move

Faster than the one you are in now.



6) BELL'S THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are

With someone you don't want to be seen with.



 WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.



9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



10) BREDA'S RULE:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle

Arrive last.



11) OWEN'S LAW:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask

you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



12) HOWDEN'S LAW:

You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the

Mailbox / postbox.