Title: I have bad and very bad news Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 31, 2009, 02:06:17 AM Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. |