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Title: I have good news and bad news Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 31, 2009, 01:46:39 AM Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news? Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers. |