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Title: One Liners Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 30, 2009, 02:32:38 AM Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |