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Title: Marriage jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 30, 2009, 02:25:25 AM Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. |