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Title: A secret love letter
Post by: Vatsal on January 19, 2006, 01:46:41 PM
The Hate Letter
I want u all to read this HATE letter and to have some fun.......It is
>so funny and creative. This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....
>However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop the
>relationship...... So the boy wrote this letter to the girl.
>
> "The great love that I have for you
> is gone, and I find my dislike for you
> grows every day. When I see you,
> I do not even like your face;
> the one thing that I want to do is to
> look at other girls. I never wanted to
> marry you. Our last conversation
> was very boring and has not
> made me look forward to seeing you again.
> You think only of yourself.
> If we were married, I know that I would find
> life very difficult, and I would have no
> pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
> to give, but it is not something that
> I want to give to you. No one is more
> foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
> able to care for me and help me.
> I sincerely want you to understand that
> I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
> if you think this is the end. Do not try
> to answer this. Your letters are full of
> things that do not interest me. You have no
> true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
> I do not care for you. Please do not think that
> I am still your boyfriend."
>
> .
> So bad!!
>
> .
> However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy
>told the girl
> "DON'T READ BETWEEN THE LINES",
> meaning-only to read 1, 3, 5,7,9,11,13.... (Odd Numbers)
>
> So. Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet...