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Title: Long Live Bachelors -2 Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 30, 2009, 02:19:40 AM Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life !! --Anonymous --------------------------------------------------------------------- Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison ------------------------------------------------------------------- Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken ------------------------------------------------------------------- When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. ------------------------------------------------------------------- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. --Anonymous ------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked my wife, " Where do you want to go for our anniversary ?" She said," Somewhere I have never been !" I told her, " How about the kitchen ?" --Anonymous ------------------------------------------------------------------ We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. ------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. --Anonymous |