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Title: Marriage quotes 11 Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 30, 2009, 01:47:24 AM My other wife is beautiful.
My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. |