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Title: Just for laughs Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 30, 2009, 01:00:47 AM This is a conversation between Husband & Wife who are in Computer Field.
HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in. WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks? HUSBAND: Hard disk full. WIFE: Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND: Bad command or file name. WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning! HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel. WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary? HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time. WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied. WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you! HUSBAND: Data type mismatch. WIFE: You are useless! HUSBAND: By default. WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning? HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot. WIFE: What is my value in your life? HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected. WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?! HUSBAND: Too many parameters. WIFE: I will go to my dad's house! HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close. WIFE: I will leave you forever! HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user. WIFE: It's worthless talking to you! HUSBAND: Shut down the computer. WIFE: I am going!!! HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer. Keep Smiling |