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Title: Lottery Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 30, 2009, 12:38:18 AM Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18 A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-= SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR Santa: Yesterday i saw my wife going into a theater with a stranger... Banta: Whatt?? did u follow them into theater... Santa: Oye na na... why should i? I had already seen d movie. Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 |