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Title: Santa Banta jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 04:36:36 AM 1) Ek SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.
FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA.. GUESS WOH KYA BOLA..... IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO : 2) SARDAR: AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA 2ND SARDAR: wo kaise? 1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya. 3) SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ? 2ND- Gold ring de de 1ST- koi badi cheez bata 2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de : 4) A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. 5) Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..?? So.. santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.. 6) Banta: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! 7) Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! : 8) what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wandaring how? thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR : 9) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon? kyonki uska naam hanuman tha.. : 10) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? ..........sita with ravan : 11) what did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? …….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya : 12) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian??? Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan :lol: 13) n elephant falls in luv wid n ant.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y?? they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k dant bahar hai** : 14)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda.. 15) Full form of MATHS???? Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students… : 16) what wud u call a girl who never laughs?? Ans: hasina :lol: |