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Title: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 04:29:12 AM ****************************************
Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards ! **************************************** Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators. **************************************** How did Santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die. *************************************** Santa: I have swallowed a Key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. *************************************** Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394. *************************************** Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister ." *************************************** Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl . *************************************** A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. *************************************** Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else? . **************************************** An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do! ***************************************** Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. ****************************************** Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!" ****************************************** Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. ****************************************** Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. **************************************** |