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Title: Sardar,spl Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 04:25:40 AM SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . ************ ********* ********* ** A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. ************ ********* ********* * SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on ************ ********* ********* **** sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. ************ ********* ********* *** On Jeeto's bdaySardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager. ************ ********* ********* **** teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara ************ ********* ********* ***** Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... ************ ********* ********* **** Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!.. ************ ********* ********* ***** Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call. ************ ********* ********* *** A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab � ?o Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE. ************ ********* ********* ***** One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! ************ ********* ********* ** Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di. ************ ********* ***** When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms.... Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? Sardar: DOWNWARDS. ************ ********* ********* ******** Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. ************ ********* ********* ******* 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. |