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Title: Free Beer Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 12:59:24 AM Banta owned a pub in the Ludhiana, and in the summertime a swarm of flies seemed to just hover over the buffet table. This had been going on for about a month.
Santa, the neighborhood mooch, walked in one day. "I'm not giving you another free beer!" Banta hollered, as he noticed Santa. Santa was not without a plan, however. He approached Banta and offered him a deal. "I've been noticing these flies for the last weeks. If you'll give me a shot, I'll kill every one of them for you." Banta gave him the agreed-upon shot. Once he had downed it, Santa got up and headed for the door. "All right," he shouted, "send them out - one at a time!" |