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ENTERTAINMENT JUNCTION => Jokes / Funny Messages => Topic started by: Vatsal on January 19, 2006, 03:34:31 AM



Title: Haathi mere Saathi
Post by: Vatsal on January 19, 2006, 03:34:31 AM
Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.

 

Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.

 

Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain ki abhi apun dono ko

 

shaadi kar leni chahiye...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain...

 

mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain. Abhi dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...

 

isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine

 

baad registered marriage karte hain................

 

Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...

 

Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...

 

Honeymoon hone ke baad jab dusre din subah hathi ki aakh khulti

 

hain to dektha hain ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...

 

yes...she is dead...;-)

 

Now the question for you is "Kyon?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Because, hathi raat ko "Good Night" laga ke sota hain.

 

 

 

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

 

 

 

Ha Ha......What were u thinking?