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Title: Some Wacky Quotes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 15, 2009, 05:04:15 AM Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
Seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an Hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S Relativity. - Albert Einstein ------------------------------------- The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working The moment you get up in the morning and does not Stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost ------------------------------------- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's There to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones ------------------------------------- We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain The success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan ------------------------------------- It matters not whether you win or lose; what Matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg ------------------------------------- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. ------------------------------------- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will Remember you when he is In trouble again. ------------------------------------- Complex problems have simple, easy to understand Wrong answers. ------------------------------------- It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it Creative problem solving. ------------------------------------- Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop. ------------------------------------- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, Neither does milk. ------------------------------------- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to Shoot them. ------------------------------------- Forgive your enemies but remember their names. ------------------------------------- The number of people watching you is directly Proportional to the stupidity of your action. |