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Title: Salary theorem
Post by: Vatsal on January 19, 2006, 02:06:11 AM
Salary theorem establishes that engineers and scientists can
never earn as much as businessmen, salesmen, politicians and actors.

This theorem can be demonstrated with simple mathematical equation.

The equation rests on 2 postulates

1.  Knowledge is power

2.   Time is money

since Power = Work / Time

And because

Knowledge = power

Time = money

Therefore we have

Knowledge = Work / Money

Now we can easily establish

Money = Work / Knowledge

So when knowledge tends towards zero,

Money goes towards infinity,

Regardless of the value attributed to work

Even if the value of work is very small.

On the contrary, when

Knowledge goes towards infinity,

Money goes towards zero,

Even if the value of work is high

The evident conclusion-

The less you know the more money you definitely make

Those of you have difficulty following this you definitely will make a lot of money