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Title: Des Vs Pardes Post by: Vatsal on January 18, 2006, 11:50:19 PM Des Pardes
1 Mother-in law In Des - A woman capable of making your life miserable. In Pardes - A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free? 2. Husband In Des - A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you,and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings. In Pardes - Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed. 3. Friend In Des - A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome. In Pardes - A person who you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy. 4. Wife In Des - A woman who gives you your shirt and towel when you go to take a shower. In Pardes - A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath. 5. Son In Des - A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market. In Pardes - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn. 6. Daughter In Des - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes when her doli is about to leave. In Pardes - A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before any doli time. 8. Father In Des - A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed. In Pardes - A person to whom you pretend to obey,after all he is the one paying your college tuition. 9. Desi Engineer In Des - A person with a respectable job and lots of upper ki kamai. In Pardes - A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich. 10. Desi Doctor In Des - A respectable person with ok income. In Pardes - A money making machine, who is haunted by nightmares of being sued. 11. Bhangra In Des - A vigorous punjabi festival dance. In Pardes - A desi dance you do, when you don't know how to dance. 12. Software Engineer In Des - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line. In Pardes - The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year. |