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COOL SMS COLLECTION [pls post your comments]
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1. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai


3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

5.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

8.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

14.1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....


15.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!


16.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.


17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!


18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain21.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

23.DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

24.When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

26.When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

27.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

30.To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

31.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE

32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

33.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

34.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

35.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."

36.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..

37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

38.Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i

39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh

41.destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....


42.Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.


43.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.


44.Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL


45.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not


46. I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy


47.I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming


48.My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

49.My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"


50.Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face


51.jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....


52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!


53.Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!


54.Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find.

>The quickest way to
receive love is to give;

>The fastest way to lose
love is to hold it too tightly;

>And the best way to
keep love is to give it wings.


55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri najaroN ki taraf dekh
jamaane pe na jaa..

56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

58.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

59.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

60.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!


61.what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

62.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

63.Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me...!!!

64.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

65.Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
66.Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

67.Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de


68.Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

69.Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai
ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai
royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain
unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain

70.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.
499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo


71.What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes
that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey
plz contact zoo for detail


72.Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila


73.Vo sochte honge usko aksar,
jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,
vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,
hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!


74.Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

75.You look so fine!I want to...
break your heart and give you mine

76.You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!

77.Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget

78.Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??

79.I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

80.Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga81.TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

82.Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

83.A Friend is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

84.Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

85.Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

86.Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

87.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

88.God created the earth,
God created the woods,
God created you too,
but yes, even God makes mistakes!

89.I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

90.Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

91.The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

92.Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again

93. SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai
aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai
is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do
aur karam (SMS) karo..............
tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga

94.If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

95.Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai


96.A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.


97.Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

98.Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai


99.Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

100.Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dhadkna chod diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chod diya

101.Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi

102.Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

103.Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

104.Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite
to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye

105.Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

106.Govt. of India has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????

107.Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

108.Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

109.You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

110.Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chod diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phod diya

111.If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope

112.Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

113.Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

114.Friendship is a priceless gift,
That cannot be bought or sold.
But it's value is far greater,
Than a mountain of gold.

115.Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

116.Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay......
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!!


117.Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!


118.Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

119.jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

120.Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

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Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

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The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....

Hye La, Puncture!!!

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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol...............

neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do
saale ko...................

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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa
uske
dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat
mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam
Tha...... Mein
Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham
Tha !

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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!

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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!

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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??

U r Ultimataa
U r Lovely
U r Likeable
U r Unique
In short.......u r ULLU
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Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Genius Mind
Newton: Extraordinary Mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind.
ME: Master mind.
You: Never Mind.
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Gud person: Its YOU
Gud friend: Its U again
Gud Heart: That's You !
God Will" Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh.....
hold it. Its much 4 u.......Now its ME.
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I wanted to kill the SWEETEST,SMARTEST &
the most beautiful person on the earth,
But then I thought .........
Suicide is a crime.
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CHI CHANG CHEN
LAINGHUANG THEIN
CHI KWA SIAU-CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ
THAZ HAO OEI SIEN-SHENG
Popat ! Agar samajh nahi aaraha hai to padh kyon rahe
ho....?
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Which letters R* Cute* ?
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Ans: Don't tell it to anyone ok?
'U' and 'I'.
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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad,just a radio
with sports car around it.
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Zindagi mein teen chijien kabhi bhi aasakti hain....

1. Paisa
2. Maut

Aur......?......Aur

3. Mera Message.
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life is too short to be spent in fault finding holding grudges or keeping memory of wrong done to us forgive even b4 4giveness is asked forgive and forget.
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a friend is one who see the first tear catch the second and stop the third!!!!
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friendship is like the breeze, you can't hold it smell it teste it and know when it's coming but you lways feel it and you will lways know it's there it may come and then go but you can know
it will always be back!!!!!!!
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Before you Speak,
LISTEN..

Before you Write,
THINK..

Before you Spend,
EARN..

Before you Criticise,
WAIT..

Before you Pray,
FORGIVE..

Before you Quit,
TRY..
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simple music can make you sing
simple hug can make you feel better
simple things can make you happy
hope my simple ?HI? can make you smile
?HI?
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Dun walk behind me,
a'm not lead.

Dun walk in Front of me,
I may not Follow.

Js8 walk beside me n be ma frnd.
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What is real but invisible? Ur love?
What is true but unfair? Ur away from me?
What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile?
What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship
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#;----------;#
This is a bridge
of friendship,
when you"re sad & lonely,
cross it
I"ll wait on the other side &
if you r afraid just tell I"ll cross it!!
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24 sweet hours makes 1sweet day
7 Sweet days makes 1sweet week
4 Sweet weaks make 1sweet month
1 Sweet person like u makes life sweet...
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ur sms is breakfast 4 me,
ur sms is lunch 4 me,
ur sms is dinner 4 me,
but yaar 2day is not my fasting day
Why aren't u sending sms
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()""()
(',')"
'a fren like u.....
$ is worth million dollars....$ If u dont mind....... CAN I SELL U?
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When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here
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It's important to find a girl who has money, a girl who adores you,a girl who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 girls should never meet!




 Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!





Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!





A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home




i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again




 If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!




Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?




 girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!




 Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!






Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text




I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

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107   Hasi ke raste par chala karo. Khusiyon ki mahek liya karo .Pyar se dilon ko chhuaa karo..Jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye is nacheez ko yaad karliya karo   
106   Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai, Muskurakar gam bhulana bhi zindagi hai. Jeetkar khush hue to kya, Har kar bhi muskurana zindagi hai    
105   Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho...dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho    
104   
Before marriage, man is AIRTEL.."aisi aazadi aur kahan..".. after marriage...he becomes HUTCH...."wherever u go our network follows u"
103   Aapko miss karna ROZ ki baat hai, Aapko yad karna ADAT ki baat hai, Aapse door rehna KISMAT ki baat hai, Par Aapko jhelna HIMMAT ki baat hai!!   
102   Tujko ashirwaad mile bado se, sehyog mile choto se, dosti mile dosto se, yehi dua hai dil se.   
101   Baagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesah, baki tang to hum hamesah karte rahenge.   
100   Guzre hue zamane ki yaad aati hai.. Kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai..woh subah rangeen woh sham nirali.Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai    
99   Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.   
98   SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS Dekha, kitne dher sare SMSes bheje.... Kuch sikho mujse !   
97   Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply dekha kitne sare reply diye.   
96   What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai   
95   A4 apple, B4 bada apple, C4 chota apple, D4 dusra apple, E4 ek aur apple, F4 fokat ka apple, G4 gol apple, H4 ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple!   
94   Agar aapke ghar ke paas ek ladki ho, vo khubsurat ho, aapko pasand karti ho, aapko ishare karke bulati ho, to mat jaana kyunki uske liye 'MAIN HOON NA'   
93   Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower so let me lift my leg n give u a shower. Wah-Wah   
92   "Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."   
91   Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful" aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai " aprilfool, aprilfool "   
90   Din ko Chain Nahi, Raat Ko Aaram Nahi, Ji Na Lage Kahi, E Khuda Kya Yehi Pyar Hai? STUPID Ye Pyar Nahi Summer Ki Garmi Hai, Ja Jake naha le.   
89   Hasti thi hasaati thi, Baalon ko lehrati thi, kuch soch kar sharmati thi, phir kuch soch ke muskurati thi....AAJ PATA CHALA - SALI PAGAL THI !!! .....   
88   Ghandhi ji bhi nahin rahe, Nehru ji bhi chale gaye, Subhash ji bhi gujar gaye, MERI BHI TABIYAT KUCH THIK NAHI REHTI... Is desh ka kya hoga ???   
87   Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..   
86   Ek ladki thi diwani C. Mobile lekar ghoomti thi. Sharma ke Nazre jhuka ke woh kuch karti rahti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, hamesha puchti thi, yeh ON kaise hota hai.   
85   Aisa hai dostana hamara, mein kisti tu kinara , mai dhanush tu teer , mai matar tu paneer , mein barish tu badal , mai rajma tu chawal,mein hot tu cool , mai April tu fool   
84   Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!   
83   Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.   
82   Is duniya mai 3 tarah ke log khush nasib hote hai <1> wo jineh sacha pyar milta hai..<2>.jineh acha yaar milta hai<3>..jineh mera sms bar bar milta hai.   
81   Baagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesah, baki tang to hum hamesah karte rahenge.   
80   BEKABU HAI DIL FIR BHI JEYE JA RAHA HU, KHALI HAI BOTAL FIR BHI PIYE JA RAHA HU, MAJBURI TO DEKHO DIL KI RePLY NAHI aaraha, FIR BHI SMS KIYE JAA RAHA HU   
79   Barsenge barsenge sms kal phir barsenge, tumhari 2 paise ki muskan ke liye hum ek rupaiya phir kharchenge.   
78   Kaash...hum ek SMS hote,
ek click mein aapke paas hote.
bhale aap hume delete kar dete,
par kuch pal to aapke paas hote.   
76   tum ko dekh to yeh khayal aaya paglon ke stock maine naya mal aaya!!!    
75   NA CHAHAT HAI SITARON KI,NA TAMANNA HAI NAJARO KI ,JAB TUM JAISA DOST MIL JAYE TO JARURAT KYA HAI BAHARON KI.    
74   Tanhiyon se nahi hum mehfil se darte haiDuniya se nahi hum khud se darte hai Yun to bahut kuch khoya hai humne Najane kyu tujhe khone se darte hai.    
73   mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.    
72   Tumhari Dosti Ne Mujhe Bahut Kuch Sikha Diya, Meri Khamosh Zindagi Ko Jaise Hasa Diya, Karzdaar Hoon Main Us Khuda Ka Jisne Mujhe Tum Jaise JOKER Se Mila Diya    
72   Sardar Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On Railway Track, Man Says: Sardarji Mar Jaoge. Sardar: Marega To Tu, Suna Nahi Train Platform Par Aa Rahi Hai...   
71   Zindagi me naye log hardum milenge, kahi jada kahi kum milege. Aitbaar zara soch ke karna, mumkin nahi har jagah tumhe hum milege.    
69   Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rahne wale hum na the, Kisi par mar mitne wale hum na the, Woh to Aadat si ho gayi hai tumhe yaad karne ki warna Kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na the.   
68   Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju, Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju, koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi, jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju.   
67   Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai   
66   PROPOSE karne ka naya Style..! Chaand to tod dunga, Suraj ko Fod dunga, TU ek BaaR haa kardE bas... PEHLI WALI KO CHOD DUNGA...!!   
65   D se Dosti,
D se Dushmani,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Diwangi,
par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR.   
64   Bole wo Dosti, Chup rahe wo Pyar; Milaye wo Dosti, Juda karaye wo Pyar; Hasaye Wo Dosti, Rulaye Wo pyar; Phir Bhi log Dosti Chhod kar kyun karte hai PYAR?   
63   1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.   
62   Log milte hai bichad jaate hai, Sirf dil ke taar ched jaate hai, Youn to lete hai hazaro naam, Par kuch aap jaise naam dil me utar jate hai!!    
61   AAP JAISE DOST HUME KUCH KHAS LAGTE HAI, MAN ME HAR WAQT HUM 1 AAS RAKHTE HAI, JANE KAB AA JAYE SMS APKA ISLIYE CELL KO DIL KE PASS RAKHTE HAI.   
60   Khuda ne agar ye rishta banaya na hota ..ek dost ko duje se milaya na hota..Zindagi ho jati bejaan agar maine tere jaisa dost paya na hota..   
59   RUTHNE KA HAK AAP RAKHTE HAI, MANANE KI CHAHAT HUM RAKHTE HAI, AAP PER MUSKURAHAT UNHI BANI RAHE, YEHI DUA HUM SAB KARTE HAI.    
58   Muskurake mila kro humse,
kuch kaha kuch suna kro humse,
baat krne sehi bat bdti hai janab,
roj bat kiya kro humse.   
57   Bhool se agar koi bhool hui to bhool samajh ke usey bhool jana,
Arey bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhoolkar bhi hame na bhol jana.   
56   Tu dur hai mujse or paas bhi hai, Teri kami ka kahin ehsaas b hai, Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere, par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai...   
55   Usne chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya, kat gayi umar sari magar hame pyar karna na aaya. Usne manga bhi kuch to judai mangi aur hame inkar karna na aaya.   
54   Ek mitha sa ehsas hua tha abhi abhi. Kya tumne mujhe yaad kiya abhi abhi. Tumse mile zamana hua mujko par lagta hai tum mujhe se milke gaye ho abhi abhi.   
53   Hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte, dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte. Aap bhale hume bhul ke so jao, hum aapko yaad kia bina so nahi sakte.   
52   Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskurakar gam bhulana bhi zindagi hai.
Jeetkar khush hue to kya,
Har kar bhi muskurana zindagi hai.   
51   humne socha shayad sirf hum chahate hai aapko,
par aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla.
dil ne kaha shikayat kare khuda se,
par woh bhi aapko chahne wala nikla...   
50   ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya
to laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hui
to laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
ab tum hee bataoo...
kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho   
49   Sabse intelligent kaun:TUM, sabse smart kaun:TUM, sabse strong kaun:TUM, in sab me TUMsa zyada koun:HUM, lekin duniya me sabse acche dost koun: HUM TUM..   
48   Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai, dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai, dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai, dosti hum jaise ho to itihas ban jati hai.   
47   Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai, Har koi pyar ke liye tadapta hai, Mere pyar ko galat mat samazna? Pyar to "DOSTI" main bhi hota hai..   
46   Khuda aap jaisa cute friend koi aur na banaye.. ek cartoon jo mere paas hai, kahin common na ho jaye...   
45   Lamha-Lamha waqt gujar jayega, chand lamho me daaman chod jaayega, abhi waqt hai do bate kar lo humse, kya pata kal kaun apki zindagi mein aa jayega.   
44   Aai dost tum meri zindagi mein aaye kuck iss tara. Aye kuch iss tarah, khule khet mein ghusta ho pagal saand jis tarah.   
43   Jo AASANI se MILE WO hai "GHUM", Jo MUSHKIL se MILE WO hai "RUM", jo KISI-KISI ko MILE WO hai "DUM", jo NASEEB WALO ko MILE WO hai "HUM".   
42   Mere dil ki hai ek Condition, Usme nahi kisiko permission, Sirf tujhe hai dost Admission, Woh bhi bina donation. Just maintain Good Relation...   
41   Ingredients:- 10g hasi, 10g pyar, 20g sukhdukh share karne ka wada, 10g kasme, 50g kabhi na khatam hone wali baatein. RESULT: Friend Forever.    
40   Kadam kadam pe hawaon se taluk rakhna. dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna. hamari yaadon ke sms zaroor ayenge aap bas apna inbox khali rakhna!!!!!   
39   Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai, dildari doston ki shaan hoti hai, kahin bhi raho par rahoge dil mein mere, yahi sacchi dosti ke pehchan hoti hai.......    
38   Dosti ghazal hai gungunane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, yeh wo jazba hai jo sab ko milta nahi, kyunki hosla chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.   
37   Guzre hue zamane ki yaad aati hai.. Kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai..woh subah rangeen woh sham nirali.Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai    
36   Raat gumnam hota hai, Din kisi ke naam hota hai, Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jilete hain ki, har lamha aap jaise khas DOSTO k naam hota hai.   
35   Yun to hum takalluf kia nahi karte. Darde dil lia nai karte! Khudha ka shukria ada karo ki tmhari humse dosti hai varna itne SMS hum kisi ko kia nahi karte !!   
34   SUNI ZINDAGI ME AAJ HULCHUL MEHSUS HUI,BEJAN DIL KI AAJ DHADKAN MEHSUS HUI,NA JANE KYU AISA LAGA SHAYAD APKI KAMI MEHSUS HUI.   
33   Aasu main na dhundo hame, dil mein hum bas jayenge. Tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon mein nazar ayenge....   
32   Zamane se nahi Tanhai se Darte hai, Pyar se Nahi Ruswai se Darte hai, Milne ki Umang hoti hai Dil me, Lekin Milne ke bad teri Judai se Darte hai.   
31   Koi itna chahe tumhe to batana, koi tumhare naaz uthaye to batana, dosti kar to lega har koi, koi hamari tarah nibhaye to batana...   
30   Ulfat me kabhi aisa bhi hota hai aakh hasti hai aur dil rota hai, jise hum apni Manzil samajhte hai uska humsafar koi aur hota hai.   
29   Zindagi hai to Khwab hai, Khwab hai to Manzile, Manzile hai to Raste, Raste hai to Fasle, Fasle hai to Mushkile, Mushkile hai to MAIN HOON NA!..   
28   Bada armaan tha unke saath jeevan bitane ka, shikva hai uske khamosh reh jane ka, deewangi isse badi kya hogi, aaj bhi intezar hai unke aane ka.   
27   Har kali aapse khushboo udhar mange.. Aftaab aapse noor udhar mange.. Rabb kare aap dosti aise nibhaien.. ki log mujhse aapki dosti udhaar maange.    
26   Makki ki roti, nimbu ka aachar, Suraj ki kirney, khushiyon ki bhauchaar, chaand ki chaandni , apnon ka pyaar, Moobaaraq ho aapko , diwali ka tyohaar. Happy Diwali   
25   I like u utna, u like me jitna ,I like u tabse u like me jabse ,I like u tab tak u like me jab tak ,u like me jab tak u like me janee kab tak but i like u marte dum tak .   
24   Request hai Tumse, Refuse Mat Karna, Friendship Ka Bulb ko Fuse Mat Karna,Hum Dost Hai Tumhare,Confuse Mat Karna, Meri Jaghe  Kisi Aur Ko Chose Mat Karna.     
23   Jaat riding a cycle, hits a Girl.
Girl:Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re bawli ?!! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti
alag se maaru ke ?   
22   Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
 Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
 Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya.   
21   Jab tumhara SMS aata hai, mera rom-rom machal jaata hai , ang-ang mein gudgudi hoti hai, yeh SMS ka kasoor nahi hai, kambakht mobile hi vibration par hota hai..   
20   Woh bhi kya haseen din hua karte the, jab hum hasino se gale mila karte the. Ye un dino ki bat hai jab hum "DO SAAL" ke hua karte the.   
19   Maine pucha chand se ki kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin... Chand ne kaha ...Ullu ke pathe..itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi???   
18   Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.   
17   Our relationship is not like pepsi-yeh dil maange more, not like Wills - made for eachother...but like LIC-jeevan ke saath bhi, jeevan ke baad bhi. . . !!   
16   Life brngs "KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GAM" for how long "NA TUM JANO NA HUM" so wht u say "MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE" coz u nvr know "KAL HO NA HO" kyunki aaj to "MAIN HU NA"   
15   Humare sms ke charche jahan may hone lage,log humare diwane hone lage, khushnasib hai app jo humara sms mila, jinhe nahi mila wo mobile patak patak kar rone lage.   
14   Dost, dost nahi khuda hota hai, mahsoos tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai, bin dost ke jeena ek saha hai, aur tum jesa dost ho to jeene ka alag hi maja hota hai.   
13   Koi dur ho kitna hi, kya gum hai, magar vo apna hai, ye kya kum hai. Chahe na likhe khat na ho samne, kya gum hai. Yaad hame vo karle, ye kya kum hai.   
12   Har kali aapse khushboo udhar mange.. Aftaab aapse noor udhar mange.. Rabb kare aap dosti aise nibhaien.. ki log mujhse aapki dosti udhaar maange.   
10   Hoton pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate. Saahil pe samandar ke khazane nahi aate. Udne do parindo ko shok hawa mein, fir laut ke college ke jamane nahi aate   
9   Marne par hame jannat mile na mile, Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne me kasar mat kar ae mere dost, maloom nahi waha MOBILE mile na mile.   
8   Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,milte hai bahot log is tanha zindagi mein,par koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota   
7   Khuda aap jaisa cute friend koi aur na banaye.. ek cartoon jo mere paas hai, kahin common na ho jaye...   
6   Yaad Teri na aaye aisa HONE NAHI doonga, DOST TERE jaisa KHONE NAHI doonag, EK-DO MESSAGE karte REHNA, WARNA KAAN KE NEECHE 2 KASKE doonga.   
5   Mehak ishk ki kam nahi hoti, ishk se zindagi khatm nahi hoti,sath agar zindagi mein aap jaise Doston ka ho to zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti   
4   Abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarela kyaa, Bhai ka khopadi bot tight me hai, Abi kya karne ka Bole to do char sms chipka dalne ka samjha!!!   
3   Mana ki bhool jana apki fitrat hi sahi magar hume bhool pana apki kismat main nahi. Chaho to ajma kar dekh lo khud ko bhool jaoge par hame nahi.   
2   Nazar hamari nazar tumhari, Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari, Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise ke kabhi na nazar lage dosti ko hamari.   
1   Logo ko kehte suna aksar, zinda rahe to phir milenge...magar iss dil ne mehsus kiya hai...milte rahenge to zinda rahenge!!

greatest collection of sms..

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