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Title: Snacks of Humor
Post by: Vatsal on November 08, 2007, 03:23:38 AM
Snacks of Humor
 

[1]    You can become an engineer if you go  to an Engineering college,
But don't expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

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[2]    Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don't expect a  FOOL at  FULLSTOP(.)

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[3]    A Mechanical engineer becomes a  mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?

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[4]    Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a  mother in  mother board.

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[5]    Study anything you want and get a  certificate in subject of your studies
But don't expect a death certificate studying  "Dying and Death."