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Title: Handgun v/s Woman Post by: Vatsal on November 02, 2007, 04:39:48 AM Handgun v/s Woman
The Top 10 reasons why a Handgun is better than a Woman #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. *********** #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. *********** #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. *********** #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. *********** #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. *********** #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. *********** #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. *********** #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" *********** #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. *********** AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun. |