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Title: The Mathematics Of Life Post by: shahrukh on July 02, 2015, 03:28:17 AM We all studied mathematics in school, but much of what we learnt is not applicable to our day-to-day lives. There is, however, a whole other field of mathematics that we were not taught – the math of life. These are the prime equations and proofs that anyone should know, as they apply to life, love, and the pursuit of happiness.
OFFICE ARITHMETIC(http://800012.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/fzmails/mathematics_of_life_01.jpg) Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime ROMANCE MATHEMATICS (http://800012.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/fzmails/mathematics_of_life_02.jpg) Smart man + Smart woman = Romance Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy SHOPPING PROOFS(http://800012.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/fzmails/mathematics_of_life_03.jpg) A man will pay $2 - for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 - for a $2 item that she doesn't need. General Formulas: HAPPINESS To be happy with a man - you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman - you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. (http://800012.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/fzmails/mathematics_of_life_04.jpg) LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. (http://800012.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/fzmails/mathematics_of_life_05.jpg) PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change - but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change - but she does. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. (Then she worries about the husband...) A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who finds such a man. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |