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Title: Sardar the Great Post by: ahkil on September 27, 2007, 11:41:14 PM Note: These jokes r meant only for the purpose of laughing and not to
hurt anyone's feelings at any point. These incidents r not real and only jokes and therefore not meant to offend any of our members... ************************************************************** A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? .. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!. ********************************************************************** A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? .. . . .. . . . . . . . He said "SMILE PLEASE" ********************************************************************** Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. .. . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager." ********************************************************************** Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................. WHY? . . . . . Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light" ********************************************************************** SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - . . . . . . . I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... ********************************************************************** One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? .. . . .. . . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... ********************************************************************** A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. .. . . .. . . . . . . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" *************************************************************** Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet .. . . .. . . . . Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... *************************************************************** Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why ... . . . .. . . . . . . . sardar says hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs10 *************************************************************** A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? .. . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR **************************************************************** Sardars wish : .. . . .. . . . . . . . When i die, i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving.. *************************************************************** Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? .. . . .. . . . .Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. *************************************************************** Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Sardar goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.. . . .. . ...... . . . . . It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!" *************************************************************** Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? . . . .. . . . . . . . He said - I am seeing how i look while sleeping. |