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Title: Lucky guy Post by: Vatsal on September 07, 2007, 10:20:48 PM Lucky guy
A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about? " asks the bartender. "I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made …. All night, all over the house. We did everything;!" " Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...never found the head ." |