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Title: GABBAR AUR SAMBHA.
Post by: Vatsal on December 24, 2005, 10:14:53 AM
*Gabbar: Arey o Sambha *
*Sambha: Ji Sardar*
*Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?*
*Sambha: Do Sardar*
*Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?*
*Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai. *
*Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?*
*Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai*
*Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?*
*Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata*
*Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?*
*Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.*
*Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?*
*Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?*
*Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?*
*Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera
dimag to na khao.*
**