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Title: APNA SAPNA HASI HASI Post by: Vatsal on July 13, 2007, 04:18:12 AM APNA SAPNA HASI HASI
Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul. ************** It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI ************* Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. ************ ** Que: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? Ans: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal ************** Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN ************** Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile ************** It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS ************** Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya . 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral of the story: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey ************** Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. (Jail mein) ************* Dunia wich reh k ragan wich kho jaao. kise nu apna bana lo kise de ho jaao. je kuch bhi nahi kar sakde taan. 2 peg desi de mar k so jaao.... ************* Sardar open his tiffin on the road. Why??? Socho socho, jaldi socho. He wanted to check, "k mein office ja raha hoon ya ghar jaa raha hoon,..... ************ In order to get good JOB in good company A boy required 100% Talent But Girls require only 4% Talent.. Remaining is : ( 36 ) )24( ( 36 ) is = 96% ********** Misomi lopura mai ukama makaya fula ukiya paristo tarumo wa yalo xambo.... Soch kya rahe ho ???? Mail hamne ke hai. jo dil karega wo bhejenge!!!!! ************ Santa was touching a lady in a crowed bus !!! Lady: Excuse me!! aap acha nahi kar rahe hain... Santa: itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta,... ************ Plz call me, its urgent.... Ek accident ho gaya hai tumahara hi blood group chaiye !!!! Please mana mat karna varna tommy mar jaayega. &*********** Colgate se daan saaf rakhne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, babool se fresh karne ka, Agr phir bhi safaid nahi hue to ................. to Bindas "Harpic" use karne ka.... &************ Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Husband: "Mkkhiya" maar raha hoon. Wife: Kitni maari? Hubby: 3 male or 4 female ... Wife: Kaise malum? Hubby: kyunki 3 daaru ki botal se chipki thi or 4 phone se chipki hue thi... ************ ,:*""*:, ye ek *;'%,':* ped )( hai )( Khoobsurat hai na????? Agar mujhe mail nahi karoge to isi par taang doonga..... ********** Aadmi ki car se takrakar ek tota behosh ho gaya. aadmi ne use pinjre me rakha or khana + pani diya... Tota hosh me aate hi bola AAILA!!!! JAIL!! WO CAR DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA????? ************ NASHEDI RHYME: Twinkle twinkle little star, he just went to the beer bar, Scotch rates r up so high, So drink PAUVA wid chicken fry.. ********** Arz kiya hai ----- Jis bus mein baithi ho haseenaye, Us bus k sishe chatak jaate hain, Driver chaye jitni tez chalaye, Chichore phir bhi latak jaate hain.... %********* SANTA FOUND ANSWER TO THE MOST DIFFICULT QUESTION EVER --- WHAT COMES FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG??? OYE YAAR!!!!! JISKA ORDER PEHLE DOGE, VO HI AAYEGA.... ********* i i i i i i i agar aai hai to toilet jaao!!!! Shor mat machao...... ************* Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho?? Itna katil kaise sharma lete ho?? Bachpan se hi kamine ho ya surat aise bana lete ho??? ************ |