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Title: Interesting Alphabets In Old Age Post by: Amitkumar on August 26, 2010, 11:55:30 PM New Alphabets
A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead. (http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_01.gif) Title: Re: Interesting Alphabets In Old Age Post by: Amitkumar on August 26, 2010, 11:55:43 PM (http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_02.gif)
Title: Re: Interesting Alphabets In Old Age Post by: Amitkumar on August 26, 2010, 11:57:29 PM Now The (http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_03.gif) Alphabets:
Title: Re: Interesting Alphabets In Old Age Post by: Amitkumar on August 26, 2010, 11:58:18 PM (http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_04.gif) (http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_05.gif)
Title: Re: Interesting Alphabets In Old Age Post by: Amitkumar on August 26, 2010, 11:59:12 PM A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
(http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_06.gif) Title: Re: Interesting Alphabets In Old Age Post by: Amitkumar on August 27, 2010, 12:00:21 AM D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. (http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_07.gif) Go to The NEXT Page for More Pictures >>> Title: Re: Interesting Alphabets In Old Age Post by: Amitkumar on August 27, 2010, 12:01:01 AM H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow! (http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_08.gif) Title: Re: Interesting Alphabets In Old Age Post by: Amitkumar on August 27, 2010, 12:01:56 AM P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. (http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_09.gif) Title: Re: Interesting Alphabets In Old Age Post by: Amitkumar on August 27, 2010, 12:02:52 AM S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know. (http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_10.gif) Title: Re: Interesting Alphabets In Old Age Post by: Amitkumar on August 27, 2010, 12:03:48 AM W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind! (http://800002.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/humor/alphabets_old_age_11.gif) I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed! |