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Title: Funny SMS Post by: Khushi on May 26, 2006, 11:29:45 PM When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! One day Santa"s Girlfriend asks him," One day Santa"s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. " " "When I was born Devil said.." "When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend-" Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... "" " " "Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- " "Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don"t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... " " " If ur world is spining Round & Round." " If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! what happend 2 ur mobile? what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. First the engagement ring, then t First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering Last night I lay in my bed Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof Birdy birdy in the sky dropped Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food I'm a killer, i kill people for money I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! Its been a rough day.I got up this Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom Jesus says to John come forth ill Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster At dis moment in time 10 million people At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on The rain makes all things beautiful The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? i want u 2 know dat our friendship i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again An independant study has proven An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! I'm @ the police station I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss girls are like phones. girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! Title: Funny SMS Post by: Vatsal on May 29, 2006, 10:01:55 AM Agar 2 peepal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh liya jaye,
to uss rassi ko kya kahenge?? Socho.... Socho......... Uss rassi ko bolenge NOKIA - Connecting Peepal. -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- 2 love without condition, 2 talk without intention, 2 give without reason 2 care without expectation is the heart of true FRIEND. -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- Life means missing expected things & facing unexpected things. When u r right no one remembers, but when u r wrong no one forgets.... -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- A friend is one who sees ur 1st drop of Tear, Catches the 2nd, stops the 3rd & Turns the 4th into a SMILE Keep Smiling -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- Judai apki rulati rahegi, Yaad apki aati rahegi, Pal pal jaan jati rahegi, Jab tak jism me hai jaan, Har saans apse "DOSTI" nibhati rahegi.. -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- Kabhi subha ko yad ate ho Kabhi sam ko yad ate ho Kabhi kabhi itana y ad ate ho ki aaina hum dekhte he aur nazar aap aate ho -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- FRIENDSHIP is like a needle of a clock. Though V r in same clock, V r not able 2 meet. Even if V meet, itz only 4 few seconds But V always stay connected.. -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- Pane se khone ka maza aur hai, band ankho mai rone ka maza aur hai, ansu bane lafz aur lafz ghazal, aur us ghazal me dard hone ka maza aur hai -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- Nice people r like wind. u'll never see them, but u'll always feel their presence. Hey, u also prey 4 some1 not with us but all time within our heart. -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh, Baat karte nahin ya hoti nahin, Par shukr hai jab bhi milti hai muskurati hai woh. S.M.S.Hey woh. -------------------------------------------*-------------------------------------------- Title: funny sms Post by: Khushi on June 08, 2006, 11:37:20 PM 1) Q : Wat is the height of mixed emotion ???Ans : Wen ur mother -in- law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes.....
2) Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya... Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi... Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi. 3) Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari, Laat maaregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari ban jao brahmchari, Ye jaankari janhit me jaari 4) What is d diff btwn daava n daru? Dava is lik ''grlfrnd" dat comes with expiry date n daru is like ''wife'' jitni purani hogi utni sir pe chadti hai. 5) 1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha,"Muje iska ans jarur dena Ladki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai 6) Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte naujawan kyounki...Jab Khuda meherban to GADHA bhi PAHALWAN. 7) Napolean:There's no such word as impossible in my dictionary..... Sardarji : Oye!!! Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni thi na! 8) Om namah shivaye om sai ram wahe guru jai shri krishna...... ... ............ dar mat kisi ko bhejna nahi hai...khud hi jap le..."Papi". 9) English teacher: "One cute & young girl is walking on d road." Change this into an Exclamatory sentence. Student: "Oh GOD, what a piece!!! 10) BANIA apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi khayega,use 5 Rs dunga. Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use hi khana milega. JAI BANIA. Title: Re: Funny SMS Post by: nabila1230 on October 04, 2011, 03:20:42 AM l Minhas
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"kunjava There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; kunjava |