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LAWS OF THE WORLD !!!!!!!!! (PROVED OVER AND OVER AGAIN)

LORENZA'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.

ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

CANNON'S KARMIC LAW:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.

BELL'S THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

HOWDEN'S LAW:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the
mailbox.

BREDA'S RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.

And last but not the least................
OWEN'S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.