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Title: Real meanings in corporate world Post by: Vatsal on May 05, 2006, 06:19:18 AM WHAT THOSE WORDS ON YEARLY PERFORMANCE
REVIEWS REALLY MEAN 1. OUT GOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office 2. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk 3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on phone 4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly 5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot 6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - nobody knows what he/she does 7. QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses 8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision 9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it 10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English 11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker 12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has a louder voice 13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT - Lucky 14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows A Lot Of Dirty Jokes 15. CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber 16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else 17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys lunch for all the staff 18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION- Gets to work on time 19. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit 20. EXCELLENT WORKER - Boss Pet |