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Title: BAAP OF ALL PJ's Post by: Indian Choice on December 23, 2005, 03:14:51 AM Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet
Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya hai??? Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer. If you don't know... Scroll down for the answer... Scroll further down A bit more The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya. And the song goes.... Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer) Mausam ne lee angada IE To kis baat ki hai lada IE Tu chal........ Main IE !!! Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. the moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ??? scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .not getting, very simple yaar.. . . . . . . . . . . coz, they all started clapping !!!! Q- Prasad ask Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brought bottle of pepsi but directly goes to Tendulkar. ? ? why ?? why ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tendulkar is opener Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian Cricket Team" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . - Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain......... Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai, us proffessor ka naam kya hai??? guess scroll down for the answer . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . The answer is Ishq Ki Chhaon. Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon" "Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi.... Don't scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil Se" One More What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? ...and the Answer is.......... . . . . . .. . .Scroll down. . . . . . . . . . .. . .Just One Scroll .. . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . HASINA ! PS: hottest pie in the town This one will make u mad.......... This one is my personal favorite ... jusssssssst tooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!! Hat's off to the one who thought this out. Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............ They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den........... He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein........... Einsteins counting......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........ Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims tht he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton.......... how................. scroll down......... ....scroll down......... further.............. ....... ............. ...................Scroll little...... His proof: Newton says: I am standing in a square of area 1m square..... That means i am Newton per meter square...... Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal |